Two people go, Qin Qiong suddenly a face of shock to cheng bite gold asked.
二人走后，秦琼顿时一脸震惊的向程咬金问到。
Cheng bite gold a face of meng forced to look at Qin Qiong, the heart of ten thousand grass mud horse gallop.
程咬金一脸懵逼的看着秦琼，心中一万头草泥马狂奔而过。
You ask me?
你问我？
Who shall I ask?
我问谁去呀！
I wonder!
老子还纳闷呢！
Just then came a hearty laugh.
就在此时，一阵爽朗的大笑传来。
A heavyset man came casually with a bottle of wine in his hand.
一个身材魁岸的人，手中提着一瓶酒信步而来。
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！”
"Some old friends, many days no see!"
“几位老友，多日不见！”
All immediately looked at, after seeing people, all faces suddenly wonderful.
众人顿时齐齐望去，见到来人后，众人脸色顿时精彩了。
Quickly get up together to greet.
赶忙一同起身相迎。
Because the comer is none other than the Tang army God, Li Jing!
因为来者不是别人，正是大唐军神，李靖！
"The Duke!"
“卫国公！”
"What brings you here?"
“什么风把你给吹来了！”
"I can hardly invite you to carry eight big sedan chairs here, how can I have time to come to the Duke of Lu's mansion today?"
“我老程这里八抬大轿都难请你呀，今天怎么有空来我卢国公府了！”
Cheng bite gold a face of surprise asked, the rest of the people are so.
程咬金一脸惊奇的问到，其余人也是如此。
This Tang army god, Duke of Wei Li Jing, after destroying the Turks, returned to the capital like a changed man.
这大唐军神，卫国公李靖，在灭了突厥后，回到京城中像是变了一个人一般。
Acting very solitary!
行事孤僻的很呀！
On weekdays, after the down, except for the period of duty, almost all are not even a step out of the gate!
平日里下朝后，除了当值期间，几乎都是连大门也不出一步！
Not to mention a visit to the king's house.
更别提去哪个国公府做客了。
"Ha ha ha, the old husband is here to help you out!"
“哈哈哈，老夫是来给你们解惑的！”
"Cheng Zhijie, you have given birth to a wonderful son!"
“程知节，你倒是生了个了不起的儿子呀！”
"This is the Qilin son of the world!"
“这处默真乃当世麒麟子呀！”
"I'll tell you what happened..."
“我来告诉你们，究竟发生了什么……”
Then Li Jing will be in the ministry of the matter, one by one said to several people to listen.
而后李靖将在户部发生的事，一五一十的说给了几人听。
After Li Jing said that, the slightest welcome, directly a buttocks to do the chair, their own feast.
李靖说完后，丝毫不客气，直接一屁股做到了椅子上，自己大快朵颐开来。
And Cheng bite gold a few people are fossilized in place!
而程咬金几人则石化在了原地！
Especially Cheng bite gold, the mouth open, can put a dinosaur egg!
尤其是程咬金，那嘴巴张的，都能放进去一个恐龙蛋了！
"Old...
“老……
Cheng!"
老程！”
"Speak quickly!"
“你快说！”
"When did you secretly hire a famous teacher for Shemo!!"
“你到底什么时候偷偷给处默请了哪位名师！！！”
Qin Qiong suddenly a face of envy asked, one side of Yuchi Gong also angrily opened.
秦琼顿时一脸羡慕的问到，一旁的尉迟恭也愤愤的开口了。
"What a deceitful man you are, telling us all day long that you can't even write your own name!"
“呔，真是奸诈呀你，还整日跟我们说，你家处默到现在连自己的名字都不会写！”
"It turned out that he stole to invite a famous teacher!"
“原来是自己偷着给处默请了名师呀！”
"Well, you old son of a bitch, how can I treat you like a brother?"
“好你个老王八蛋，亏老子把你当成兄弟呢还！”
"Tomorrow, whatever I say, I will call Paulin and Baoqi, and let them follow Zmo to be taught together!"
“明天说什么老子也把宝林跟宝琪叫来，让他们跟着处默一起受教！”
Yuchi Gong finished, Qin Qiong also nodded thoughtfully.
尉迟恭说完，秦琼也若有所思的点了点头。
'Yes!
“对！”
"Tomorrow I'll ask Huaiyu to come too!"
“明日里我让怀玉也来！”
"Old Cheng, dare to hide your private life, don't say everyone's brothers don't have to do it!"
“老程，在敢藏私，别说大家兄弟没得做！”
Cheng bite gold listen to the words of the people, suddenly in the heart of 100000 head grass mud horse gallop!
程咬金听着众人的话，顿时心中十万头草泥马狂奔而过！
What a master!
什么玩意名师！
Quan Chang 'an's famous teachers who dare to come to their own Lu Guogong house to teach!
全长安的名师有谁敢来自己的卢国公府任教！
I wonder where this kid got his learning!
老子也纳闷呢，这小子从哪来的学问！
How can it be exported all of a sudden...
怎么就突然间能出口成章……
No, No, No!
不对！
It's a poem!
是出口成诗了！
Three songs in a row!
还一出就是三首！
On the other side, inside the Imperial Palace.
另一边，皇宫议政殿内。
Cheng place Mo with full of questions to come.
程处默带着满满的疑问而来。
He secretly looked at Li er on the dragon chair, and Fangxuanling with Du Ruhui with a smile on the side.
他偷偷打量着龙椅上的李二，还有一旁满脸笑意的房玄龄跟杜如晦二人。
What the hell is going on?
【这尼玛什么情况！】
"Let the little master come, why don't you talk? Is your brain kicked by a donkey!"
【让小爷来，你们怎么还不说话呢？是不是脑子被驴踢了！】
Li Shimin on the dragon chair, once again heard the heart of Cheng place Mo, suddenly a spasm of mouth.
龙椅之上的李世民，再次听见了程处默的心声，顿时嘴角一阵抽搐。
You little son of a bitch! You got your head kicked!
这小王八蛋，你脑子才被驴踢了呢！
How dare you talk about me like that!
竟敢这么说朕！
Oomph!
哼！
Let me not scare you!
看朕不吓吓你！
"Speak boldly!"
“大胆程处默！”
"You know sin!"
“你可知罪！”
Li Er suddenly a angry, cheng Mo suddenly heart mentioned in voice.
李二顿时一声怒斥，程处默顿时心提到了嗓子眼。
Bow down quickly!
赶忙将自己的身子躬下！
"My minister...
“臣……
I don't know!"
臣不知道呀！”
"Please tell me more!"
“还请陛下明示！”
Cheng place Mo a face of meng forced to finish.
程处默一脸懵逼的说完。
【 OMG!! 】
【卧槽！！！】
When did I commit a crime?
【老子什么时候犯罪了！】
[Is the matter of Sun Wuji and Duke Huo exposed?]
【难道是小爷坑长孙无忌跟霍国公的事情暴露了？】
[Hess... But this is a good thing, Li Er should be happy, after all, but for him to pit eldest grandson Wuji and Chai Shao!]
【嘶……可这是好事呀，李二应该高兴呀，毕竟小爷可是为了他才坑的长孙无忌跟柴绍呀！】
Hear cheng Mo's voice, Li Er suddenly frown a pick.
听到程处默的心声，李二顿时眉头一挑。
What's this kid doing now?!
这小子又干啥了！
Pit leader Sun Wuji and Chai Shao?
坑长孙无忌跟柴绍？
Or for me?
还是为了朕？
What the hell, I'll scare the kid first, see if I can get something out of him.
管他呢，朕先吓吓这小子再说，看看能不能渣点东西出来。
"Cheng Chu-Mo!"
“程处默！”
"You have committed the crime of deceiving the king, and yet you plead not guilty!"
“你犯了欺君之罪，还不认罪！”
Cheng Mo suddenly a face of meng forced to look at Li two.
程处默顿时一脸懵逼的看向李二。
【 OMG!!】
【卧槽！！!】
"Are you sick, the little master has only seen you a total of several times, when did you commit the crime of cheating the king, trying to cheat me? Do you think the little master is your abandoned prince Li Chenggan, Wei Shuyu of the Wei Zui Pao family?"
【你有病吧，小爷一共才见了你几次，啥时候犯了欺君之罪，想诈我？你以为小爷是你那废太子李承乾，魏嘴炮家的魏叔玉？】
'Your Majesty!
“陛下！”
"I don't know!
“臣不知呀！
Please, Your Majesty!"
请陛下明示！”
Li Er mouth twitched, this boy is very calm!
李二嘴角一阵抽搐，这小子还挺淡定！
How can you guess that I am cheating him!
竟然能猜出来朕是在诈他！
Oomph!
哼！
But in this world, whoever I say is guilty is guilty!
不过这普天之下，朕说谁有罪，谁就有罪！
This son of a bitch still dares to whisper in his heart that the prince is a waste prince!
这臭小子，还敢在心里嘀咕，说太子是废太子！
How audacious!
真是胆大包天!
But...
不过……
Prince is worse day by day, but also collude with Hou Jun set in the national disaster when the grain!
太子真是一日不如一日了，还勾结侯君集在国难之时屯粮！
But even if many princes are not, it is not for this boy to say.
不过太子纵然诸多不是，也轮不到这小子来说。
Let's just take care of this son of a bitch.
先收拾这臭小子再说。
"Speak boldly!"
“大胆程处默！”
"You say you can't read, I sent you two great doctors of the Imperial Academy!"
“你说你不识字，朕给你派了翰林院俩大博士！”
"You almost drove my two great imperial doctors crazy!"
“你倒好，差点将朕的俩大翰林博士逼疯！”
"Now the brother-in-law of the two of them has gone to your Duke Lu's house to give your boy as a slave!"
“如今俩人连襟去了你卢国公府中，要给你小子为奴！”
"Do you still dare to say that you have not committed the crime of cheating the king?"
“你还敢说没犯下欺君之罪？”
Li Shimin finish, cheng Mo suddenly a face meng force.
李世民说完，程处默顿时一脸懵逼。
'Your Majesty!
“陛下！”
"I don't think I ever said I couldn't read!"
“臣好像没有说过臣不识字呀！”
When did I say I didn't know words in front of you?
【我干，小爷什么时候当着你的面说自己不认识字了！】
"The little master didn't say it that day, and you sent two Doctor Hanlin to the little Master like a prophet!"
【小爷那天还没说出口呢，你就未卜先知似的给小爷派了俩个翰林博士来！】
"Now you say that the little master deceiving the king? The brain was kicked by the donkey?"
【现在你说小爷欺君？脑子被驴踢了？】
Hear cheng Mo's voice, Li Er suddenly a leng.
听到程处默的心声，李二顿时一愣。
Whiff of
嘶……
It seems to be so, but I remember it wrong!
好像还真是这样，是朕自己记错了！
The boy really didn't say it, he heard the boy's voice in advance, and sent him two big doctors of the Imperial Academy!
这小子还真没说出口，自己就提前听到了这臭小子的心声，给他派了翰林院俩大博士！
Oomph!
哼！
This boy, dare to scold me in his heart was kicked in the head by a donkey!
这臭小子，竟然敢在心里骂朕脑子被驴踢了！
I must take care of you today!
朕今天一定得好好收拾收拾你！
"Well, then I was wrong!"
“好吧，那姑且算朕记错了！”
"I ask you, how is the progress of the matter of collecting food and carving the monument, if there is no progress, I will not spare you!"
“朕问你，筹粮刻碑一事进展如何了，若是毫无进展，朕绝不轻饶你！”
Li Shimin said that, then began to think in the heart, a moment how to deal with this boy.
李世民说完，便开始在心里思考，一会该怎么处置这臭小子。
Raise food only one day, Li Shimin naturally dont think cheng Mo can raise how much food.
筹粮才一天，李世民自然不认为程处默能筹到多少粮。
'Your Majesty!
“陛下！”
"My minister...
“臣……
Incompetent!"
无能呀！”
Cheng place Mo suddenly a face sad hate said.
程处默突然一脸悲恨的说道。
Li Shimin eyes slightly, is about to open a reprimand, taking advantage of this opportunity to let the eunuch draw this smelly boy a few whips out of the air!
李世民双目微眯，正欲开口训斥，在趁着这个机会让宦官抽这臭小子几鞭子出出气！
Cheng place Mo spoke again.
程处默却再次开口了。
"Your Majesty, the minister is really incompetent, today only one day to collect three thousand kilograms of grain!"
“陛下，臣实在是无能呀，今日一日内，才筹粮三千担！”
"Please forgive your Majesty, I will certainly collect enough food for Your Majesty's disaster relief within five days!"
“请陛下恕罪，臣一定在五日内，筹够陛下所需赈灾之粮！”
Cheng Mo slowly finish, Li Shimin nodded.
程处默缓缓说完，李世民点了点头。
"Hum!
“哼！”
"Only three thousand carloads of grain were raised in one day, Cheng Choumo, you go to the internal affairs there and get five whips..."
“一日内竟然才筹到三千担粮，程处默，你自己去内务那里，领五鞭……”
"Huh?"
“嗯？”
"How many hundredweight?"
“多少担？”
